Oh My Hamburger

Janet, 19, avid reader and occasional writer. Head over heels for any number of fandoms, including but not limited to Sherlock, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Merlin, Harry Potter, Hetalia, various musicals, and Portal.





Secrecy flows through you,
a different kind of blood.
It’s as if you’ve eaten it
like a bad candy,
taken it into your mouth,
let it melt sweetly on your tongue,
then allowed it to slide down your throat
like the reverse of uttering,
a word dissolved
into its glottals and sibilants,
a slow intake of breath —

And now it’s in you, secrecy.
Ancient and vicious, luscious
as dark velvet.
It blooms in you,
a poppy made of ink.

Margaret Atwood, from “Secrecy,” The New Yorker (August 28, 2006)

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wlntersoldier:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t think hawkeye is a valuable member of the avengers

(Source: mishasminions)

thetindog:

theladthatlived:

georgesus:

"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming

MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN

Be the person H.Y.D.R.A. would see as a threat.

a thought i had this morning driving to school (via poseysposey)

honeyseeemeinacrown:

talk dirty to me

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zuzuhiddles:

It’s official, I can drop out of school and go to Hogwarts. [x]

eddieizzardstits:

eternallytrash:

betterofallevils:

naughtylittlekittygomeoww:

sizvideos:

If Girls Hit On Guys Like Guys Hit On Girls - Video

yes.

Except…This stuff actually happens to men all the time, hahaha.

hahaha

does it

When the fuck does this happen to men?

rocketssurgery:

stjimmyjazz:

butterscotchcreys:

wytchprincess:

gender-inverse big bang theory with a bunch of smart girls who act condescending to their hot male neighbor

     

If this was the show, I would actually watch The Big Bang Theory

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